Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Obama's Egyptian Coming Out Party

There's a rumor I'm trying to track down that this week in Egypt Barack Obama will finally admit he's not only a Muslim, but also a Kenyan citizen. At the same time, his wife ("America is a downright mean country") Michelle will announce that she's shown her famous "guns" for the last time. Henceforth, she will wear a burkha. Barack will don appropriate Kenyan garb.

In his speech in Egypt, Obama will discuss with his co-religionists how he will work with them to divvy up what was formerly known as the Western world.

I'll write a great deal this week about Obama's trip to Egypt. He would expect no less.

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